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THE POETRY PROBLEM

Poetry is not a problem. There's a lot of terrible poetry. There's a lot of mediocre poetry. There's a lot of self-indulgent poetry. Occasionally there is poetry so good it knocks you flat on your ass. This is rare. The poetry problem is this. A poet writes a poetry collection, it gets some attention. The poet stands in front of a microphone with their face buried in the book or with an iPhone in their hand and reads poems from the book. There's no magic there's no fire there's just a human being reading words. People show up for poetry readings. They sit there and watch a poet read the poems into the microphone. And it's nothing. There's no danger no fire no blinding light. I don't go to poetry readings. I've been to a few. But I never made a habit of attending poetry readings. I never felt great about reading my poems into microphones. I always felt like something was missing. I'll be reading into a microphone in November but for the first ...

SATURN & NEPTUNE in PiSceS

Saturn and Neptune in Pisces lulled the collective into a kind of trance. Visions of sugar plums danced through various skulls. La la la la la. Your divine masculine will contact you as soon as he's healed. He's going through a dark night of the soul but when he wakes up all rosy and refreshed in some new Eden (The Lovers card) he will get down on his knees and tell you that he loves you to Pluto and back. You are the only one. You are his queen, his goddess, his dream come true. Oh and if you're broke and don't have a pot to piss in, no problem. Just create a vision board, watch that terribly profound Earl Nightingale video at YouTube (lovingly digitized with much care and reverence by PeriscopeFilm) and mutter robotic affirmations (I am rich I am rich I am rich I am rich I am rich) as you sweep up cracker crumbs. BINGO. Baby, you're deeply loved and you are at least as rich as Kim Kardashian. The world is pretty much your oyster. Welcome to the banquet! Well, Nept...

Raw Organic Instant Nutrition

Cole Robinson is onto something. You can do it dirty. You can do it clean. You can Dr. Seuss it. You can green juice it. You can lemon. You can pear. You can share on Instagram. You can Ham Lexington. You can Cougar Ketchup. You can Ginger Todger. You cannot Elon Musk. You cannot Kanye. When noise then bliss. If yours then this. Kiss the hand. Drive the truck. Luckier I get the hard work climb. Capricorn but no porn just telenovela. You are increasing. You might be missing something. This is the place. Your face is trending. Unfriending because dogs. Sensitive to ugly odors and filthy sounds. Only here for harmonic field. Warm it up, Chris.

FULL MOON in SCORPIO

The full moon in Scorpio falls in my third house because I have Virgo rising. I dreamed of a pitbull that was tearing up a room and dragging a smaller dead dog of some kind around. I will never understand why people buy that breed. Hatred is all I can think of. They hate themselves and life in general. They hate other people. Having a pitbull (or pitbulls because some assholes have more than one) is a big FUCK YOU to the world. People say, "Oh, it's the sweetest dog in the world! You just have to train it." Fuck you. I am feeling FUCK YOU right now. Happy Mother's Day unless you call yourself a "dog mom" because that's so stupid. Happy Mother's Day unless you own a pitbull or several pitbulls. You suck.  A big FUCK YOU also goes out to PersiscopeFilm for initiating the first copyright strike at my Ginger Todger channel. Greed will continue. Cunt bitchery will continue. I'm just over here creating like my ass is on fire. New poetry collection on ...

SUCCESS

The results are in. I am cancer free. And I've lost about six pounds in five days. Gracias, Cole Robinson. Now I'm going to celebrate by shopping for cassettes. Life es bueno.

FRIDAY NIGHT

The sugar diet continues. Gracias, Cole Robinson. I've lost about five pounds in three days. Just got off the treadmill. Stayed on for 12:26. Will eventually work my way up to half an hour. And first installment of Gen X Radio Show is up at Ho Audio . Keepin' it real in the 210, yo. What's in your wallet?

CAPRICORN

 If you've got a drop of Capricorn in your chart, especially Capricorn rising or either of the luminaries (sun, moon) or any of the personal planets (Mercury, Mars, Venus), you are going to have to work. You are going to have to sweat. Nothing will be handed to you. You will never be satisfied sitting around binge watching "The Walking Dead" or playing GTA. You will not be happy living vicariously through other people. You are here to make it to the top of bitch ass mountain. No shortcuts, baby. Work it work it. End transmission.